2008 in review: books I read

Since a number of friends have done this lately, I figured I’d add my own humble list to the bunch. The following are all the books I finished in the year 2008. I won’t bother ranking favorites this time, because there are so few of them and they’re so different from one another that it’s very difficult to judge one against another. I’m listing them in the order in which I read them, and I hope the number I read in 2009 is at least twice as large.

1. The Yiddish Policemen’s Union by Michael Chabon [began in fall 2007, finished in winter 2008]
2. The Mysterious Affair At Styles by Agatha Christie [the very first Hercule Poirot mystery]
3. The Ghost Writer by Philip Roth
4. A Wrinkle In Time by Madeleine L’Engle
5. A Wind In The Door by Madeleine L’Engle
6. No Country For Old Men by Cormac McCarthy
7. Boys Will Be Boys: The Glory Days And Party Nights Of The Dallas Cowboys Dynasty by Jeff Pearlman

Best of 2008 so far

We’re nearly done with July and the year is almost seven-twelfths finished, and though I’m probably a month late on this, now feels like a good time to do a “best of the year so far” recap.

My top movies of 2008 so far:
1. The Dark Knight
2. Iron Man
3. Wanted
4. U2 3D
5. Wall-E

Worst movie of 2008 so far:
Smart People

Most disappointing movies:
Prince Caspian
Indiana Jones and the Kindgom of the Crystal Skull

Most forgettable movies:
Vantage Point
Nim’s Island

Books I’ve read in 2008: [by this time last year I'd read close to a dozen books, but for some reason I've been slow and uninspired in my reading]
The Yiddish Policemen’s Union by Michael Chabon
The Mysterious Affair At Styles by Agatha Christie
The Ghost Writer by Philip Roth (currently reading)

Best albums bought in 2008 so far:
Coldplay – Viva La Vida or Death And All His Friends
Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova – The Swell Season
Sufjan Stevens – Seven Swans

Concerts seen in 2008:
Five Times August, Stephen Speaks
Dashboard Confessional, Five Times August
Death Cab For Cutie, Rogue Wave

My top 5 most-played tracks over the past 6 months:
1. Sufjan Stevens – He Woke Me Up Again
2.(tie) Mute Math – Noticed
2. Nada Surf – See These Bones
4. John Mayer – Belief
5. Coldplay – Viva La Vida

1911 City Codes, or Let’s See How Far We’ve Come

Days at the law library can be tedious and frustrating, with the latter usually depending on how busy it is that day, and on how many of the people visiting are actually sane. We all enjoy working with each other and have plenty of laughs and interesting conversations, though usually behind-the-scenes. So in that work environment we take our fun where we can get it. One source of entertainment and enlightenment is perusing some of the older (which invariably means smaller as well) law books that we have either on the shelves or lying around in the back hallway.

One such tome is the 1911 edition of the Dallas City Code, a book of city ordinances and regulations. I read parts of it during a very slow morning on Friday and found a few statutes from that time which paint an interesting picture of where our culture was 97 years ago, and just how far we’ve come since then. Here are a few examples.

Article 29 – Accosting a female in a public place
This made it unlawful for a male to make “any improper or indecent suggestions either by word or gesture or use any insulting words to any female” in a public place. Laws from this era were often aimed at one gender or another, and this was among several that specifically punished males for certain (vaguely defined) actions against females. I suppose Dallas didn’t have a problem with females accosting other females in public in those days. Violation of this article was punishable by a fine that could be as high as $100, which doesn’t sound like much until you consider that $100 in 1911 money was equivalent to well over $2,000 in today’s money. That’s a high price to pay for insulting a woman.

Article 34 – Accompanying a prostitute in a public place
This made it unlawful for a male to walk or ride in any public street or other public place “with a commonly reputed prostitute or lewd woman” (I think that was the polite way of saying “slut” during the Taft administration.) This was also punished by a maximum fine of $100, but it had a qualifier. Article 35 made it okay for a male to accompany a prostitute in public if he was “related to such prostitute or lewd woman within the third degree of relationship” or if it was shown to be necessary for him to accompany her for “some legal purpose or lawful business transaction.” You can insert your own joke there.

Article 38 – Disturbing a female in a public assembly
Unlike Article 29, this law applied to “any person” and not just to men, and it made it unlawful to engage in “rude or indecent behavior” or to use profane or obscene language to disturb any female for purposes of amusement, instruction, or recreation. I guess it wasn’t enough to ban the accosting of women and threaten people with the equivalent of a $2,000 fine, they had to go the extra mile and specifically ban people from disturbing females for amusement. I’m not sure how using profane or obscene language to disturb a female could be done under the guise of “instruction”, but obviously the people who ran Dallas in 1911 knew better than me.

Article 40 – Disturbing religious worship
This is pretty much the same law as the previous one, except it made it unlawful to make a disturbance in a church service. The maximum fine was the same as with the previous articles. A city ordinance that protects “religious worship” against disturbances? The ACLU would have had a field day with that.

Article 117 banned “playing ball in public parks”, which shows just how boring life was in 1911. You could go to Dallas’s public parks, but once you got there you couldn’t play cricket or even throw a ball around. The law actually makes specific mention of cricket, but not baseball or any other sport, it just outlaws playing any similar sports or games in the public parks.

Article 118 – Injuring the grass, vegetation and improvements in parks
This would probably be Al Gore’s favorite city ordinance from that time. If you thought going to a city park and not being allowed to throw a ball around was bad, this law was even more draconian. It said, “No person shall lie upon, or sit upon, or stand upon, or go upon, the grass, lawn or turf of any” public parks of the city of Dallas, “unless by direction of the authorities.” They didn’t go through the trouble of defining what “improper or indecent suggestions” or “rude or indecent behavior” were, but they made sure to cover all their bases in protecting the grass in the city’s public parks when they said people couldn’t “lie upon”, “sit upon”, “stand upon”, or “go upon” it without permission.

Article 203 – Playing ball, etc., in the city streets
This one shocked me when I read it, not because it banned playing ball, throwing stones, or using blow guns, air guns, and various other shooters in city streets, but because of one specific item it referenced. In one sentence it made it unlawful to throw stones, “or use a nigger-shooter or sling”, or discharge gravel or marbles with a shooter, etc. The city code normally sticks to legal terms and avoids nicknames and slang terms, so my jaw dropped when I read the sentence that mentioned what I later found out was a crude term for a sling shot, and what was most jarring to me was that they wrote “nigger-shooter” the same way they wrote “air gun” or “blow gun”, not within quotation marks (which would show that it was a slang term) but just as another term in that article, as if it was a normal and accepted term, and one that was well-known enough that anyone reading would know what item it meant. I was born 18 years after the Civil Rights Act of 1964 was signed by President Lyndon Johnson, and the world I’ve grown up in bears little to no resemblance to that which existed in 1964, much less 1911, so I’m always a little shocked to see that terms like this were included in something as official as the city code for a city as big as Dallas (which had a population of over 92,000 at the time).

Article 210 – Bananna peels, etc. [typo in the original]
This was one of the more amusing article headings, and it banned the throwing of “banana peelings, or fruit peelings of any kind, on any public sidewalk.” I somehow doubt this article is still a part of the city code, but if it is, I sincerely hope someone has corrected them on how to spell “banana” at some point in the last 97 years. Why they even bothered to specifically mention bananas when they could have skipped that part and just banned leaving any fruit peelings on public sidewalks is unknown to me. It is interesting that they didn’t ban throwing vegetable peelings onto city sidewalks, and for that matter, they didn’t ban throwing them onto city streets. This was possibly because people were a lot less likely to slip on them if they were thrown onto the street, and this was still an era where the streets would have been teeming with horses, which might have made a quick snack of any fruit peelings thrown into their path. (I actually researched this a little, and found a message board where somebody said their horses loved eating banana peels, but not so much the bananas themselves, so this actually kinda makes sense why it would only be illegal to throw them on the sidewalks but not the streets.)

Article 292 – Intoxicated driver
Yes, even in 1911 they had laws against driving while in a state of intoxication, though I don’t remember if it specified drivers of motor vehicles or horse-drawn carriages. The punishment for this was a little more severe and included the violator being arrested and jailed for a night, and his horse(s) being put in the city livery for a period of time.

suggestion box

At the criminal law library, where I work afternoons, we have a suggestion/comment box up against a square pillar near the front desk. I rarely notice it because it’s not visible from the front desk and I don’t often find myself looking in its direction.

Yesterday afternoon I was pushing some chairs in closer to the tables they go with, and I happened to see the suggestion box. Realizing I hadn’t thought about it in a long time, I opened the lid and looked inside, not expecting to find anything, since I’d never heard of anything actually being left in it before. But inside was a small piece of paper that had been torn from a yellow legal pad. On it, to my great amusement, was written, “That younger guy was very nice and professional and he deserves a big raise!” Ok, just kidding on that one.

In all seriousness, it said, “get kid books.” Probably the work of a joking lawyer, or someone who came to the law library for a form of some kind, bringing their kids along, and had their kids get bored very quickly when they saw that we weren’t that kind of library.

coffee table books

I had a friend over at my apartment for a while earlier tonight, and having some time to prepare beforehand, I cleaned up a bit. Part of the cleaning involved organizing (read: neatly piling up) all of the old newspapers scattered around the floor and on the coffee table in the living room area. I have friends over so rarely that I’m not as motivated to throw away old newspapers and such as I should be.

Anyways, some time after my friend left I looked at the coffee table and noticed the spine of the only book that lay on it, U2 Show by Diane Scrimgeour, a book about the history of U2’s live concerts, featuring hundreds of pictures of the set designs and live shows on all of their past tours. What caught my attention was not that I’d forgotten the book was there under the papers that covered it, but that the author’s name was Scrimgeour.

The only other place I had seen that name was in the last 2 books in the Harry Potter series because the character Rufus Scrimgeour becomes Minister of Magic in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. It was one of those times when you look at an object you’ve seen dozens of times and see a name on it you didn’t know existed outside of the realm of fantasy and wonder how you never noticed it before, equivalent to randomly noticing that your toaster was made by, say, Gandalf Electronics. (I pulled that name out of the air, then googled it as soon as I typed it here and saw that there may actually be such a company.)

And to top it off there is a bit of irony in all this: I bought that book from a Barnes & Noble mere hours before the release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, which I bought from that same store later that night after waiting in line for about 45 minutes after the clock struck midnight.

Books I read in 2007

This is the first of what will probably be a short series of “best of 2007″ notes. My “best movies of 2007″ list will have to wait until I’ve seen a few that I missed. I hope to write out my “best albums I bought in 2007″ entry sometime in the next couple of weeks. I did quite a bit of reading this past year, at least it was quite a bit by my standards of recent years. Most of the reading was done during slow hours at work but some was done at home before I started working and all of the final Harry Potter book I read at my apartment. Here is the list, as best as I can remember it, of all the books I began or finished in 2007, in order of how much I liked them. I liked every one of them, with the exception of one non-fiction book, but just liked some better than others, which is how two novels that won the Pulitzer Prize didn’t manage to crack my top 7.

fiction:
1. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J.K. Rowling
2. The Man in the Brown Suit by Agatha Christie
3. The Human Stain by Philip Roth
4. The Virtues of War by Steven Pressfield (began in 2006, finished in 2007)
5. The Murder of Roger Ackroyd by Agatha Christie
6. Tishomingo Blues by Elmore Leonard
7. The Afghan Campaign by Steven Pressfield
8. The Road by Cormac McCarthy
9. American Pastoral by Philip Roth
10. Wonder Boys by Michael Chabon
11. Tides of War by Steven Pressfield
12. I Married A Communist by Philip Roth

incomplete: The Yiddish Policemen’s Union by Michael Chabon (began in October 2007 but not yet finished)

Nonfiction:
 1. Now I Can Die in Peace… by Bill Simmons

This book is a collection of columns by Simmons, a sportswriter and lifelong Boston Red Sox fan. The book contains Red Sox-related columns written both in the years preceding their historic World Series win in 2004, and also during that season and afterwards. He also includes footnotes that sometimes serve as comments on past columns years after he’d written them and seen how they read in hindsight. Simmons is one of my favorite writers working today and his frequent pop culture references sprinkled in every column make him both frequently hilarious and occasionally insightful.

2. What If?, edited by Robert Cowley

I only read a few chapters of this. The book is an anthology of essays by historians talking about how history might have changed had certain landmark battles or events (such as the Battle of Salamis or Cortez’s conquest of the Aztecs) happened slightly differently. At times it’s a very fascinating read.

3. Hot Property: Screenwriting in the New Hollywood by Christopher Keane

This book purports to be a guide on how to write a good screenplay that will get noticed or can be sold to a studio. It has some interesting things to say but the book loses credibility with the many factual and spelling errors throughout the book, and becomes astoundingly self-promotional when the writer dedicates the last 100+ pages to a screenplay he was working on at the time, ostensibly to be used as an example of a written script, but it feels more like he’s just trying to get his script read by somebody. That was the only part of the book I didn’t finish because I read about 15 pages into his screenplay and stopped because it sucked. When you read that it’s little wonder that the author’s biggest screenwriting successes to date have been a couple of TV movies that aired on the USA network.